W I L D A T H E A R T
a love story

written by David Lynch

based on the book by Barry Gifford

And now the story of Sailor and Lula.....

1. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY

A MAN rides a screaming massive Japanese motorcycle - wound out to
maximum R.P.M. up the street.

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2. SIGN BY ROADSIDE

The sign reads "KIDS PLAYING - SPEED BUMPS".

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3. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY

With a whine from hell, the front tire of the motorcycle hits a speed
bump.

The motorcycle becomes airborne and on the way up slices itself in half
as it scrapes along the full length of a Datsun Kingcab.

In the air, the rider and motorcycle twist violently as they fly by.

The motorcycle bounces off a black '66 Chevrolet and makes a sound like
the end of the world.

The rider hits the same Chevy a moment later. Like a broken ragdoll
shot from a canon, the man punches through the back window blowing glass
for a block. He stops somewhere under the front seat and a bubble of
blood forms out his nose.

The motorcycle continues on sliding and spinning with an ear-piercing
howl for one entire city block.

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4. EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREETS - VACANT LOT - DAY

Two rabid dogs fight ferociously in a vacant lot - ripping each other's
flesh. An OLD COUPLE, both with walkers, inch painfully along nearby.

OLD WOMAN
Oh my God! ... Why they doin' that?

OLD MAN
Who the hell knows. What you have
in your mouth?

The old woman begins to turn away, covering her mouth with her hand.

OLD MAN
Spit it out!!! ... Pull your teeth
out ... doctor said. What you
tryin' to do? SPIT IT OUT!!!

The Old Man grabs the Old Woman by the neck and squeezes. Out comes a
tangled and sticky ball of hard fruit candies.

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5. WASP NEST

A thousand wasps hover threateningly in the air around the nest. A
SMALL GROUP OF HARDENED CRIMINAL NINE-YEAR OLDS sporting hideous grins,
bat the nest violently to and fro with sticks. One kid busies himself
shooting a large can of Black Flag garden spray into a crack in the
nest. Another stomps half-dead wasps up and down the sidewalk. All the
kids are making animal noises of one sort or the other.

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6. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

The telephone rings. MARIETTA PACE FORTUNE, a rich Southern woman
around fifty, carries her Martini and Rossi sweet vermouth drink across
the livingroom and answers the phone.

MARIETTA
Hello... Who is this?...

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7. INT. PEE DEE COUNTY WORK FARM - DAY

A GUARD stands by as SAILOR RIPLEY, twenty-three years old - lost
somewhere between the cool long-gone generation and a used-car salesman
- speaks on a prisoner phone in a green cement cubicle with one bench.

SAILOR
(into phone)
...Sailor Ripley... Can I talk
to Lula?

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6A. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

MARIETTA
There's no way in hell you can speak
to her and...

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7A. INT. PEE DEE COUNTY WORK FARM - DAY

SAILOR
(feeling a smile coming on)
What?...

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6B. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

MARIETTA
...Yes you heard me... Don't ever
call back here again.

Marietta hangs up the phone as LULA PACE FORTUNE, Marietta's twenty-year
old daughter, comes quickly down the stairs.

LULA
Mama???

MARIETTA
You know who it was and you know
you aren't, and I mean ARE NOT
gonna see him EVER... End of story.

LULA
(quietly)
Like hell.

Marietta, her hand still on the telephone, grips the receiver so hard
her knuckles turn white.

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8. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - LULA'S ROOM UPSTAIRS - DAY

Lula enters her room and cranks up her stereo. Speed metal music jumps
up to around one hundred twenty decibels.

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9. INT. PEE DEE COUNTY WORK FARM - DAY

The guard escorts Sailor away from the telephone and back to his cell.
The iron bars of the door slide across Sailor's face and close with a
bang.

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10. EXT. THE MUSIC BAR - NIGHT

A beat-up, red '64 Ford Falcon station wagon filled with insane
TEENAGERS on speed and PCP race out of control down the street past the
club - leaning out the car in every direction. They scream out to the
desolate-looking passerby.

TEENAGERS
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

The camera cranes up to the neon club sign and gets lost among the hot
pink neon, the frantic moths and the intense electric buzz.

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11. INT. THE MUSIC BAR - NIGHT

Lula and her friend, BEANY THORN, sit at a table drinking rum Coca-Colas
while watching and listening to a white blues band called THE BLEACH
BOYS. The group segues smoothly from Elmore James's "Dust my Broom"
into Robert Johnson's "Me and the Devil" and Beany lets out a snort.

BEANY
I can dig this music... But not
that singer.

LULA
Why?... He's right in the groove.

BEANY
He's so ugly. Guys with beards and
beer guts ain't quite my type.

LULA
(giggles)
Seein's how you're about as thick as
a used string of unwaxed dental floss,
don't know how you can criticize.

BEANY
Yeah, well, if he says that all that
flab turns into dick at midnight,
he's a liar.

Lula and Beany laugh and swallow some of their drinks.

BEANY
So, Sailor's gettin' out soon, and
you're gonna see him?

Lula nods and crushes an ice cube with her back teeth and chews it.

LULA
Meetin' him at the gate. That phone
call this afternoon was the signal.
My deranged mama's hid the keys to
my car. But of course, I know
exactly where they are.

BEANY
I didn't hate me so much, I'd feel
better wishin' you luck.

LULA
Can't all husbands be perfect, and
your Elmo prob'ly wouldn'ta ever
got that second one pregnant, you
hadn't kicked his ass out.

BEANY
So you're gonna be needin' the
"blue-bird" pretty soon?

LULA
Real soon ... I'll be makin' the swap
tomorrow, and thanks again, Beany.

The Bleach Boys kick into some kind of Professor Longhair swamp mambo.

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12. EXT. BAY ST. CLEMENT - DAY

Plumes of smoke from fires rise in the distance.

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13. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

An empty livingroom. The smoke from the city fire appears during the
course of the DISSOLVE to be in the livingroom - then it disappears.

An empty hallway.

An empty stairway.

13A. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - MARIETTA'S BEDROOM - DAY

Feet (Lula's) was across carpet.

A closet door opens.

A hand (Lula's) reaches into the pocket of a coat in her mother's
closet. The hand comes out clutching car keys.

13B. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - STAIRWAY - DAY

Lula races down the stairs and through a door into the garage.

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14. EXT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

The electronic garage door opens and Lula drives her '80 Black Camaro
out and away. The garage door closes automatically.

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15. EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY

Lula drives fast up a neighborhood street. She turns a corner and
disappears.

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16. INT. BEANY THORN'S GARAGE - DAY

Lula throws her car keys under the front seat and goes around to Beany's
'67 dark blue Thunderbird convertible - fishes around under the T-Bird's
front seat for the keys - finds them - jumps in and takes off.

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17. EXT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

Marietta leaves her Cadillac Seville in her driveway and enters the
house. We can hear her calling out for Lula in the distance. The
calling changes - it becomes angry. The garage door opens and Marietta
comes storming out. She leaps in her Caddy and peels out.

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18. INT. "SOUTHERN TIME" BAR - DAY

Marietta enters the bar on the run. She calls out to the BARTENDER...

MARIETTA
Where's Johnnie? He's not in his office.

BARTENDER
Haven't seen 'im yet today, Marietta.

MARIETTA
(slightly hysterical)
Well I gotta find him - right this
minute!

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19. EXT. PEE DEE COUNTY WORK FARM - DAY

Sailor is waiting out front as Lula pulls up in her T-Bird - throwing
out a cloud of dust. They're both smiling.

LULA
Hey baby...

SAILOR
Peanut...

They kiss tenderly and then Sailor walks around the car to get in while
Lula opens up a suitcase and gets out his snakeskin jacket.

SAILOR
Hey, my snakeskin jacket... Thanks,
baby... Did I ever tell you that
this here jacket for me is a symbol
of my individuality and my belief
in personal freedom?

LULA
'Bout fifty thousand times. I got
us a room at the Cape Fear, and
guess what?... I hear Powermad's
at "The Hurricane."

SAILOR
(smiling)
Stab it and steer.

Lula tromps it and throws out an even larger cloud of dust.

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20. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

Sailor and Lula lay on the bed in the Cape Fear Hotel listening to the
fan creak.

LULA
Did you ever think somethin' like
about the wicked witch of the east
comin' flyin' in?... Did you ever
think somethin' and then later think
you've said it out loud to someone?

SAILOR
I really did miss your mind while I
was out at Pee Dee, honey. The
rest of you, too, of course. But
the way your head works is God's own
private mystery. What was it you
was thinkin'?

LULA
Well, I was thinkin' about smokin'
actually... My mama smokes Marlboros
now, used to be she smoked Kools?
I stole 'em from her beginnin' in
about sixth grade. When I got old
enough to buy my own, I bought those.
Now I've just about settled on Mores,
as you probably noticed? They're longer.

SAILOR
I guess I started smokin' when I was
about six... My mama was already
dead from lung cancer...

LULA
What brand'd she smoke?

SAILOR
Camels, same as me... Guess both
my mama and my daddy died of smoke
or alcohol related illness.

LULA
Gee, Sailor. I'm sorry, honey. I
never would have guessed it.

SAILOR
It's okay. I hardly used to see
them anyway. I didn't have much
parental guiding. The public defender
kept sayin' that at my parole hearin'.
He was a good ol' boy, stood by me...
Even brought me some cartons of
cigarettes from time to time.

LULA
I'd stand by you, Sailor ... through
anything.

SAILOR
Hell, peanut, you stuck with me after
I planted Bob Ray Lemon. A man can't
ask for more than that.

Lula pulls Sailor over to her and kisses him soft on the mouth.

LULA
You move me, Sailor, you really do.
You mark me the deepest.

Sailor pulls down the sheet, exposing Lula's breasts.

SAILOR
You're perfect for me, too.

LULA
You remind me of my daddy, you know?
Mama told me he liked skinny women
whose breasts were just a bit too
big for their bodies. He had a long
nose, too, like theirs. Did I ever
tell you how he died?

SAILOR
In a fire, as I recall.

LULA
Started he couldn't remember things?
Got real violent? Mama kept tellin'
me it was on account of lead poisoning
from cleanin' the old paint off our
house without usin' a mask... But
I don't know. Seems like his brain
just fell apart in pieces.

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21. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT

CLYDE FORTUNE tears a door off the kitchen cabinets and strews the
cabinet contents all across the counter and floor. He puts his fist
through the kitchen window. He leaps on the counter and bats the
kitchen ceiling light - smashing it. He kicks over the refrigerator.

CLYDE
FUCKIN' BITCH!!!!

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22. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

Lula's eyes look off, remembering.

LULA
Finally in the middle of the one
night, with me and mama asleep
upstairs ... he poured kerosene over
himself and lit a match.

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23. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - LIVINGROOM - NIGHT

Clyde Fortune, completely engulfed in fire, races across and back the
livingroom until he collapses in a fifties modern armchair. The drapes
behind him burst in flames.

LULA
(voice-over)
Near burned down the house. We
got out just in time.

The whole livingroom goes up in flames.

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24. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

CU the red hot ash of Lula's cigarette as she inhales deeply. As she
exhales a cloud of smoke she turns to Sailor.

LULA
It was a year before I met you.

Sailor takes the cigarette out of Lula's hand and puts it into the
ashtray by her bed. He pulls her to him and kisses her throat.

SAILOR
You have such a pretty, long neck,
like a swan.

LULA
Grandmama Pace had a long, smooth
white neck. It was like on a
statue it was so white?

Sailor drifts his thumb over Lula's left nipple then cups her breast in
his hand. They kiss.

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25. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

Marietta pours JOHNNIE FARRAGUT another shot of scotch.

MARIETTA
I knew this would happen. Soon as
that piece of filth got out of
Pee Dee, I knew there'd be trouble.
He's just got some kind of influence
over her I can't decipher. There's
somethin' wild in Lula I don't know
where it comes from. You gotta find
'em, Johnnie.

JOHNNIE
He served his time for what he did.
Another thing... If Lula went with
him of her own volition - willingly,
that is - there ain't much can be
done about it.

MARIETTA
Don't talk down to me, Johnnie
Farragut. I know what volition means,
and that's why I want Sailor Ripley
off the planet! He's pure slime and
it's leakin' all over my baby.
Maybe you could push him into makin'
some kinda move and then kill him
dead. You'd only be defendin'
yourself, and with his record,
nobody'd fuss.

Johnnie pours himself another tumblerful of Walker Black Label.

JOHNNIE
I'll locate Lula, Marietta, and if
she's with the Ripley boy, I'll
give him a talkin' to and try to
convince her to come back with me.
That's about all I can do.

He takes a long swallow from the tumbler. Marietta begins to cry. She
blubbers for a few seconds, and then stops as abruptly as she'd started.
Her grey eyes glaze over.

MARIETTA
I'll hire a hit man if you don't want
to help me stop this thing. I'll
call Marcello Santos.

JOHNNIE
Now, Marietta, I am goin' to help you.
And don't be gettin' carried away.
You don't want to be bringin' Santos
and his people into it.

MARIETTA
You're just jealous of Santos cause
he's sweet on me.

JOHNNIE
Darlin', you ain't seein' Santos
again, are ya?

MARIETTA
Oh, Johnnie Farragut... Don't you
trust your very own Marietta?

JOHNNIE
Sorry, sweetheart. Bein' in love
with you like I am brings out that
ugly jealous side.

MARIETTA
Well stop worryin' about me and
start worryin' about how you're
gonna get that Lula back here and
away from that murderer.

JOHNNIE
Sailor ain't a murderer. You got to
get off that kick. And far's I can
tell, Sailor was entire clean prior
to that involvin' Lula. Even there
he was protectin' her. You oughta
be thankin' him for that. That Bob
Ray Lemon they say was comin' after
the both of 'em. Why am I tellin'
you this, you was around that night.
You ought to know just exactly what
happened. Sailor just got a little
too forceful is all... You remember
that night...

CU of Marietta' eyes as she thinks back.

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26. INT. BAY ST. CLEMENT HOTEL - BALLROOM - NIGHT

We see Marietta standing in a carpeted hallway above the ballroom.
Dance band music can be heard in the distance. Sailor appears coming up
the hallway - slightly drunk - he carefully sets his drink on the carpet
outside the MEN'S ROOM.

Marietta's POV of Sailor entering the MEN'S ROOM.

CU of Marietta's glazed eyes and smiling face.

Marietta's POV of walking toward MEN'S ROOM.

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27. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - DAY

MARIETTA
Maybe I was there, but I didn't see
anythin'. All I know's that trash
killed a man with his bare hands.
Hands which are now prob'ly all
over my baby!

JOHNNIE
Marietta, settle down now darlin'...
I want what's best for her, too -
Like I said, I'll do what I can to
bring her home.

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28. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

Lula is standing in the bathroom of their room at the Hotel fooling with
her hair in front of the mirror. Sailor can see her through the doorway
from where he lays on the bed.

LULA
Sailor, you are somethin' else,
honey... When I was fifteen, Mama
told me that pretty soon I'd be
startin' to think about sex, and
I should talk to her before I did
anything about it.

SAILOR
But honey, I thought you told me
your Uncle Pooch raped you when
you was thirteen.

LULA
That's true. Uncle Pooch wasn't
really an uncle. He was a business
partner of my daddy's? And my mama
never knew nothin' about me and
him - that's for damn sure. His real
name was somethin' kind of European,
like Pucinski. But everyone just
called him Pooch. He came around the
house sometimes when Daddy was away.
I always figured he was sweet on
mama, so when he cornered me one
afternoon, I was surprised more'n
a little.

SAILOR
How'd it happen, peanut? He just
pull out the old toad and let it
croak?

Lula brushes away her bangs and frowns. She takes a cigarette from the
pack on the sink and lights it, then lets it dangle from her lips while
she teases her hair.

LULA
You're terrible crude sometimes,
Sailor, you know?

SAILOR
I can't hardly understand you when
you talk with one of them Mores in
your mouth.

Lula takes a long, slow drag on her More and sets it down on the edge of
the sink.

LULA
I said you can be too crude sometimes?
I don't think I care for it.

SAILOR
Sorry, sugar. Go on and tell me how
old Pooch done the deed.

LULA
Well, mama was at the Busy Bee havin'
her hair dyed? And I was alone in
the house.

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29. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY

We see what she talks about.

LULA
(voice-over)
Uncle Pooch came in the side door
through the porch, you know? Where
I was makin' a jelly and banana
sandwich? I remember I had my hair
in curlers cause I was goin' that
night with Vicki and Cherry Ann, the
DeSoto sisters. Uncle Pooch must have
known nobody but me was home, cause
he came right in and put both his
hands on my butt and sorta shoved me
up against the counter.

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30. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

SAILOR
Didn't he say somethin'?

Lula shakes her head. She picks up her cigarette, takes a puff and
throws it into the toilet.

ECU of cigarette in toilet.

LULA
Not really. Least not so I recall now.

Lula flushes the toilet and watches the More come apart as it swirls
down the hole.

ECU of cigarette coming apart as it swirls.

SAILOR
So how'd he finally nail you? Right
there in the kitchen?

LULA
No, he picked me up.

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31. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - KITCHEN/MAID'S ROOM - DAY

We see what she talks about.

LULA
(voice-over)
He was short but powerful. With
hairy arms? Anyway, he carried me
into the maid's dayroom which nobody
used. We did it there on an old bed.

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32. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

SAILOR
'We' did it? Whattaya mean? Didn't
he force you?

LULA
Well, sure. But he was super-gentle,
you know? I mean, he raped me and
all, but I guess there's all
different kinds of rapes. I didn't
exactly want him to do it but I
suppose once it started, it didn't
seem all that terrible. It was over
pretty quick, and after Uncle Pooch
just stood there and pulled up his
trousers and left me there. I
stayed in bed till I heard him drive
off. Then I just went back into
the kitchen and finished makin' my
sandwich.

SAILOR
And you never told nobody about it?

LULA
Just you. Uncle Pooch never acted
strange or different after. And he
never did anything else to me. I
always got a nice present from him
at Christmas, like a coat or jewelry?
(pause)

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33. TWO LANE HIGHWAY - DAY

One hundred twenty decibels - head on collision of a '54 Ford Pick-Up
and a '64 Chevy Station Wagon. No survivors. Balls of flame and
grinding metal.

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34. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - DAY

LULA
Uncle Pooch died in a car crash three
years later while he was holidayin'
in Myrtle Beach. They still got way
too much traffic there for my taste...
And another thing, baby... That
government of ours should be keepin'
us separated from outer space...

SAILOR
Here she goes again...

LULA
Sailor, that ozone layer is
disappearin'. Seems to me the
government could do somethin' about
it. One of these mornings the
sun'll come up and burn a hole clean
through the planet like an X-Ray.

Lula strikes a match and lights another cigarette.

SAILOR
(laughs)
That ain't never will happen, honey.
Least not in our lifetime.

Somewhere in the hotel a woman laughs. It is a kind of wild, crazy
laugh, and for the few seconds it lasts, Lula's face goes pale.

SAILOR
You okay, honey?

LULA
That woman's laugh creeps me out.
I heard somethin' like that...
somewhere before... Sound'd like
the wicked witch...

SAILOR
Just sounded like an old gal havin'
a good time to me... You ready to
dance?

LULA
I'm always ready to dance. But I
need me a kiss first, honey. Just one?

Lula and Sailor kiss. In the middle of the kiss, the woman's
creepy/crazy laugh is heard again in the distance and Lula's eyes snap
open with a kind of fear.

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35. EXT. FORTUNE HOUSE - BACKYARD - LATE AFTERNOON/EVENING

Marietta is escorting MARCELLO SANTOS and two stiff drinks to a table in
her backyard.

SANTOS
I knew you'd want it again...

MARIETTA
That's not why I called.

SANTOS
Oh yeah - sure ... okay.

MARIETTA
Santos... It isn't.

SANTOS
Have it your way... But you want it.

MARIETTA
Lula's gone off with Sailor.

SANTOS
What do you want me to do about it?

MARIETTA
I want you to take care of Sailor, so
he won't ever be able to bother my
baby again.

SANTOS
Take care of him?

MARIETTA
Yes.

SANTOS
What does take care of him mean?...
Do you want me to give him food or
some clothing?

MARIETTA
What's with you?... You know what
take care of him means. I don't
call Santos except for one big reason.

SANTOS
Big is the key word, and I'm telling
you I want it bad.

MARIETTA
I want you to get rid of Sailor.

SANTOS
Get rid of him?

MARIETTA
Yes... Get rid of him.

SANTOS
How would I do that? Send him on a
trip - like maybe to Hawaii?

MARIETTA
Santos, why in hell do you insist on
playin' this stupid game?

SANTOS
Just tell me what you want.

MARIETTA
I don't need to explain anymore'n I
have... You know damn well.

SANTOS
You need to explain it.

MARIETTA
All right... I want you ... to ...
kill ... Sailor... As simple as that.

SANTOS
Simple? Kill him?... How?

MARIETTA
That's your business... I don't care
how.

SANTOS
Like an accident where maybe Lula
might also get hurt?

MARIETTA
NO... For God's sakes, Santos!

SANTOS
Well, like kill him with the atomic
bomb?

MARIETTA
Santos...

SANTOS
Explain it... I told you.

MARIETTA
Shoot him.

SANTOS
Shoot him? Like with a gun?

MARIETTA
Yes.

SANTOS
Where?... In the leg?

MARIETTA
No.

SANTOS
Where?

MARIETTA
In the head.

SANTOS
Shoot Sailor in the head with a
gun... Now I'm beginning to get
it... You want me to shoot Sailor
in the head with a gun.

MARIETTA
Yes.

SANTOS
But where in the head?... Not the
chin, I hope.

MARIETTA
No... In the brains... What little
I'm sure he has.

SANTOS
You want me to shoot Sailor in the
brains with a gun.

MARIETTA
Yes.

SANTOS
Through the forehead?

MARIETTA
Yes.

SANTOS
Wrong! It's much better to blow a
hole in the back of the head ...
right toward the bridge of the nose
... Lots and lots of irreparable
damage.

MARIETTA
See! I knew you had it all under
control.

SANTOS
Why didn't you send Johnnie Farragut?

MARIETTA
Maybe I did... Try New Orleans first...
Lula can't ever stop talkin' 'bout that
town.

SANTOS
On one condition...

He pauses and smiles strangely.

SANTOS
You give me your permission to kill
Johnnie Farragut.

MARIETTA
(whisper)
Santos... No... Please, Santos...

SANTOS
You're not tellin' me that you're
sweet on him?

MARIETTA
No... But...

SANTOS
One day he's gonna find out what
we're up to with Mr. Reindeer, and
he could cause us a lot of trouble.

They stare at each other for a moment.

SANTOS
I'm gonna take your silence as a
"yes"...

MARIETTA
Santos... I can't...

SANTOS
Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I
either take you or that pretty
daughter of yours to bed.

MARIETTA
You fucker, don't you ever touch
Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you.

SANTOS
(laughing)
Put your shoulders back.

MARIETTA
What?

SANTOS
Put your shoulders back, I said.

Marietta puts her shoulders back and Santos comes and stands in front of
her.

SANTOS
You got nice tits.

MARIETTA
Someone's gonna see us.

SANTOS
(smiling as he starts
to feel her breasts)
That's just another part of the price
to pay.

MARIETTA
Santos... You kill that Sailor,
otherwise he's gonna turn my baby
against me.

Santos lifts one hand up to Marietta's chin and raises her face up
towards his.

SANTOS
Look at me... There's no turning back
on this... I'm gonna kill Sailor...
That's for sure.

CUT TO:

36. INT. "THE HURRICANE" - A SPEED METAL CLUB - NIGHT

We see the sign which has all the letters tipped way over to the right -
as if in a hurricane. Two leaning palm trees border the sign.

One hundred decibels of speed metal. We see the name "Powermad" on the
bass drum.

The BAND segues into "Slaughter House" and it's a hot one. Sailor grabs
Lula and they start dancing like two jacked-up spastics in an electrical
storm. a few PUNKS actually stop dancing to watch Sailor and Lula.
They thought they'd seen everything.

CU of Lula and Sailor - they're in love and dancing hot. An IDIOT PUNK
moves close to Lula and rubs up against her as he dances by. Sailor
turns to the lead guitar player and signals him to stop the music
immediately. Suddenly everything is deathly quiet. Sailor gives the
man a fully extended "Reno point"...

SAILOR
Are you going to provide me with an
opportunity to prove my love to my
girl? Or are you gonna save
youself some trouble and step up
like a gentleman and apologize to her?

IDIOT PUNK
Don't fuck with me, man. You look
like a clown in that stupid jacket.

SAILOR
This is a snakeskin jacket, and for
me it's a symbol of my individuality
and my belief in personal freedom.

IDIOT PUNK
...Asshole.

SAILOR
(as he moves toward the Idiot Punk)
Come here.

LULA
Sailor, honey...

The Idiot Punk tries to hit Sailor, but Sailor slaps him so hard his
knees almost bend backwards. The Idiot Punk goes down - fighting back
tears and holding his cheek.

SAILOR
(helping him up)
I'm sorry to do this to ya here
in front of a crowd, but I want ya
to stand up and make a nice apology
to my girl.

IDIOT PUNK
(to Lula)
I'm sorry.

LULA
Hell, you just rubbed up against
the wrong girl is all.

SAILOR
That's good... Now go get yourself
a beer.
(turning to the band)
You fellas have alotta the same power
Elvis had... Y'all know this one?...

Sailor starts to sing an Elvis Presley song, "Love Me." As the band
joins in with a perfect back-up - Sailor sings to Lula. The Speed Metal
crowd is mesmerized.

DISSOLVE TO:

37. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

CU of pink - the whole screen is filled with pink nylon. Panning down,
we see Lula's breasts, which stand up and say "hello." Lula puts on her
favorite pink shortie nightgown.

LULA
Why didn't ya sing "Love Me Tender"?
... You told me that was your
favorite love song.

Sailor turns around from his sprawled on the bed position watching The
Dating Game show.

SAILOR
'Cause I'm only gonna sing that song
to my wife.

Lula makes a face. She lies down on the bed next to Sailor.

LULA
What you want to watch this trash for?
Ain't one of those people have a real
thought in their brain.

SAILOR
That so?
(keeping his gaze on the TV)
You want to tell me what, if any,
real thoughts you had lately?

LULA
What you have to get personal about
so quick? All I mean is you could
possibly read a book.

Sailor grunts.

LULA
What's that honey?

SAILOR
We didn't have no TV up at Pee Dee,
baby, you know?

Lula slides her head up and kisses Sailor on the cheek.

LULA
I'm sorry, sweetie. I forget some
moments where all you been the last
two years.

SAILOR
Twenty-three months, eighteen days is
all. Don't need to make more'n it
was.
(referring to Dating Game show)
This couple's goin' on a date to
Hawaii. The girl chose him over the
other two guys.

LULA
Don't the reject guys get anythin'?

SAILOR
Gift certificates to Kentucky Fried
Chicken.

LULA
That don't seem fair.

SAILOR
Hell, why should the Datin' Game be
different from real life? At least
them boys is gonna get somethin' to
eat.

LATER - IN THE DARK

Sailor and Lula are in bed. Lula lays in Sailor's arms.

LULA
Sailor?

SAILOR
Yeah?

LULA
Wouldn't it be fabulous if we somehow
stayed in love for the rest of our
lives?

SAILOR
(laughing)
You think of the weirdest damn things
to say sometimes, peanut. Ain't we
been doin' a pretty fair job this far?

LULA
Oh, you know exactly what I mean,
honey? It'd make the future so simple
and nice.

SAILOR
At Pee Dee, all you think about is
the future, you know? Gettin' out?
And what you'll do and what you'll
think about when you're on the
outside again.

LULA
I just think about things as they
come up. I never been much of a planner.

SAILOR
It ain't altogether terrible just to
let things go along sometimes.
Lula, I done a few things in my life
I ain't too proud of, but I'll tell
ya from now on I ain't gonna do
nothin' for no good reason. All I
know for sure is there's more'n a
few bad ideas runnin' around loose
out there.

ECU of match girding along the strike pad and bursting into flame.

Lula lights her cigarette.

LULA
You know there's somethin' I ain't
never told you about, Sailor, and
this here's a story with the lesson
that there's a right time and a
wrong time for things to happen...
When I was almost sixteen I got pregnant.

Sailor looks her in the eyes.

SAILOR
Musta been a lesson tellin' ya it
was the wrong time... What did you
do, your mama find out?

LULA
(nods)
She got me an abortion...

CUT TO:

38. INT. ABORTION CLINIC - MIAMI - DAY

ECU of dying fetus with one hundred twenty decibels Lula's scream over.
The fetus twitches in its little pod of blood.

ECU of pulsing vein in Lula's neck - LOUD VIOLENT HEARTBEAT SOUND - LIKE
A DOUBLE-PEDALED KICK BASS DRUM.

ECU of Lula's forehead covered in sweat running down to her eyes - open
wide and WILD.

ECU of fetus into medical trash can.

ECU of bloodied abortion instruments.

The DOCTOR leans across the abortion table.

LULA
(voice-over)
...from some old doctor with the
hairiest nostrils and ears I ever seen.

ECU of doctor's nose and ears ... HAIR!

LULA
(voice-over)
Afterwards... Momma says...

We see Marietta standing next to the doctor.

LULA
(voice-over)
...I hope you appreciate my spendin'
six hundred dollars, not countin'
what it cost us to get here and
back... This man's the best damn
abortionist in the South.

CUT TO:

39. INT. CAPE FEAR MOTEL - NIGHT

SAILOR
You tell the boy who knocked you up?

LULA
It was my cousin, Dell, done it? His
folks used to visit with us summers.

SAILOR
What happened to him?

LULA
Oh, nothin'. I never let on to mama
about Dell bein' the one. I just
flat refused to tell her who the
daddy was? I didn't tell Dell, neither.
He was back home in Chattanooga by then,
anyhow, and I didn't see the point.
Somethin' terrible happened to him,
though. Six months ago.

SAILOR
What's that, peanut?

LULA
Dell disappeared. Dell was learnin'
a hard lesson. What I learned from
observin' Dell is I think people who
are frightened want to disappear.
He'd startin' behavin' weird? Like
comin' up to people every fifteen
minutes and askin' how they were
doin'?

CUT TO:

40. EXT. CITY STREET - CHATTANOOGA - DAY

DELL, wearing a soiled double-knit suit stops a LADY in the street, and
smiling about the fact that earlier that morning he's placed a cockroach
on his anus, he speaks to the woman.

DELL
How're ya doin'?

CUT TO:

41. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

LULA
And just seemin' real spacey and
actin' funny.

SAILOR
Actin' funny how?

LULA
Well, like mama told me, Aunt Rootie,
Dell's mama? She found cockroaches
in Dell's underwear.

CUT TO:

42. INT. AUNT ROOTIE'S HOUSE

CU of Aunt Rootie - unfolds a pair of dirty jockey shorts and several
cockroaches fall out.

CUT TO:

43. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

LULA
One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell
puttin' one big cockroach on his anus?

SAILOR
Hell, peanut...

LULA
One time - real late - like about two
thirty a.m.? She found Dell up in
the black of night all dressed and
makin' sandwiches in the kitchen.

CUT TO:

44. AUNT ROOTIE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT

In the dark kitchen, AUNT ROOTIE finds Dell making sandwiches - slicing
them on the diagonal.

AUNT ROOTIE
What're ya doin'?

DELL
Makin' my lunch!!!

LULA
(voice-over)
Dell told her he was makin' his
lunch and goin' to work. He's a
welder? And she made him go back
to bed.

We see Aunt Rootie cross the kitchen - take the knife away from Dell and
lead him out of the kitchen.

CUT TO:

45. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

LULA
Then he'd carry on about the weather?
Talk about how rainfall's controlled by
aliens livin' on earth. Also how men
wearin' black leather gloves...

CUT TO:

46. INT. AUNT ROOTIE'S HOUSE - DELL'S ROOM - NIGHT

Dell, crying uncontrollably, is in the center of the room squatting like
an indian in his jockey shorts. He has a long ruler stretched out in
front of him which he's using to press down on the top of a lone black
glove on the floor.

LULA
(voice-over)
...are followin' him around.

SAILOR
Prob'ly the rain boys from Outer Space.

CUT TO:

47. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

LULA
It ain't so funny now, though. December
before Christmas? Dell disappeared
again and Aunt Rootie hired a private
eye to find him. He was missin' for
almost a month before he wandered back
in the house on mornin' dressed in some
filthy Santa Claus suit.

48A. EXT. AUNT ROOTIE'S HOUSE - DAY

Dell walking to house.

CUT TO:

48. INT. AUNT ROOTIE'S HOUSE - DAY

Dell enters the front door in a Santa Claus suit so filthy you can
hardly see the red through the black. He walks right past Aunt Rootie
and goes back into the kitchen. There he immediately does a spread-
eagle on the floor and violently scratches his left ankle.

LULA
(voice-over)
The private eye cost Aunt Rootie over
a thousand dollars? Then a little
while later Dell ran off a third
time to some place he said would
"give him peace of mind." Nobody's
seen him since.

CUT TO:

49. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

SAILOR
Sound like ol' Dell's more'n just a
little confused, peanut... Too
bad he couldn't visit that ol'
Wizard of Oz and get some good advice.

LULA
Too bad we all can't, baby... One
thing about Dell?

SAILOR
What's that?

LULA
When he was about seventeen, he
startin' losin' his hair.

SAILOR
So?

LULA
He's twenty-four now? A year older
than you? And must be 'bout bald.

SAILOR
There's worse things that can happen
to a man, honey.

LULA
Yeah, I suppose. But you know somethin'
baby, hair does make a difference.

Lula turns to study Sailor.

LULA
I sure am glad they didn't give you
no prison haircut...
(sexual whisper)
Gives me somethin' to grab hold of
while we're makin' love?

They kiss passionately.

DISSOLVE TO:

50. INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

Sailor gets up from the bed and begins putting on his clothes. Lula is
painting her toenails red.

SAILOR
Let's go dancin', peanut. I'm
ready.

LULA
We gotta be careful, honey, my mama's
gonna have Johnnie Farragut on us
like a duck on a june bug, and he's
one clever detective? You know how
clever? He once told me that he
could find an honest man in Washington.
My toenails gotta dry first anyways,
Sailor.

SAILOR
One thing puzzles my mind, sugar...
You're twenty years old - aren't
you ever curious why your mama has
this fixation on keepin' us apart?
Puttin' a detective on us. I'll tell
ya Lula... Well... It's more'n me
killin' Bob Ray Lemon...

LULA
Maybe my mama cares for me just a
little too much...

SAILOR
Yeah, maybe...

Sailor's eyes seem to be thinking back...

CUT TO:

51. INT. BAY ST. CLEMENT HOTEL - HALLWAY ABOVE BALLROOM - NIGHT

We see an empty carpeted hallway and can hear a ballroom dance band
playing in the distance. Sailor obviously slightly drunk, comes down
the hall. He carefully, almost losing his balance, places his drink
outside the MEN'S ROOM and enters. Marietta standing down at the other
end of the hall - also drunk - smiles and stares at the MEN'S ROOM door
through her glazed eyes. Sailor enters the MEN'S ROOM.

CUT TO:

52. INT. MEN'S ROOM - BAY ST. CLEMENT HOTEL - NIGHT

Sailor steps up to a urinal and starts doing his business. Marietta
suddenly appears - drunk and laughing. She grabs him and pulls him into
a stall - closing and locking the door behind them.

MARIETTA
Hey, Sailor boy, you wanna fuck Lula's
mama?...

SAILOR
No.

MARIETTA
Well, she wants to fuck you.

She starts trying to French kiss Sailor when an OLD MAN comes in to
urinate and Sailor and Marietta freeze - in a kiss. Sailor is going
crazy in one way (wishing this wasn't happening.) Marietta is going
crazy in another. The man finishes and as he leaves...

OLD MAN
(covering his eyes from
seeing them)
Lousy fuckin' homosexuals...

SAILOR
(instantly pulling away
from Marietta)
What are you, sick?... I'm with Lula.

MARIETTA
No... I just wanted to kiss you
good-bye... You know too much 'bout
little Lula's mom...

SAILOR
Whattya mean?

MARIETTA
Well, Johnnie told me you used to
drive for Clyde and Santos...

SAILOR
So?

MARIETTA
So maybe one night you got a little
too close to the fire... And you're
gonna get burned, baby... And
besides that, you're shit... D'you
think I'd let my little girl go with
shit like you?... Why, you belong
right here in one of these toilets.

SAILOR
You're gonna have to kill me to keep
me away from Lula.

MARIETTA
Oh, don't worry 'bout that...

CUT TO:

INT. CAPE FEAR HOTEL - NIGHT

SAILOR
It's a prob'lm I don't think's gonna
go away too soon though... Peanut,
I'm thinkin' of breakin' parole and
takin' you out to sunny California.

LULA
Sailor!

SAILOR
You up for that?

LULA
I'd got to the far end of the world
for you, baby... You know I would.

SAILOR
Those toenails dry yet? We got some
dancin' to do.

We drift down Lula's long white legs to her blood red toenails.

CUT TO:

54. INT. "THE HURRICANE BAR" - NIGHT

CU of Lula's dancing feet in black spiked-heel sandals exposing blurred
blood red toenails. Lula and Sailor are at it again - dancing as if
plugged in to the main power plant.

DISSOLVE TO:

55. INT. BAR - BACK OF "THE HURRICANE" - NIGHT

Drenched in sweat, Sailor and Lula sit at a corner table chug-a-lugging
"Rolling Rock" during the band's break. Lula notices a girl in the
corner eye-balling Sailor. She splits her attention between the girl
and Sailor.

LULA
...That's an awful long way to go,
just to get some pussy.

SAILOR
Yeah, I had my first taste on that
trip to Juarez. At that age you
still got a lot of energy.

LULA
You still got plenty energy for
me, baby.

Lula has had enough of the girl staring at Sailor.

LULA
Take a picture, bitch... It'll
last longer.

GIRL
Oh yeah?

LULA
I'll slap those eyes right outta
your head.

The girl gets up in a huff and leaves.

LULA
Sorry, baby... When's the first
time you done it with a girl who
wasn't hookin'?

SAILOR
Maybe two, three months after Juarez.
I was visitin' my cousin, Junior
Train, in Savannah, and we were at
some kid's house whose parents were
out of town. A girl comes up to me
that was real tall, taller than me.

CUT TO:

56. INT. JUNIOR TRAIN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - SAVANNAH

We see what he talks about.

SAILOR
(voice-over)
She looked right at me and run her
tongue over her lips and put her
hand on my arm - told me her name
was Irma.

CUT TO:

57. INT. BAR - BACK OF "THE HURRICANE" - NIGHT

LULA
What'd you say to her?

SAILOR
Told her my name. Then she said
somethin' like, 'It's so noisy
down here. Why don't we go
upstairs so we can hear ourselves?'
She turned around and led the way.
I knew I had an important lesson
to learn that day.

CUT TO:

58. INT. JUNIOR TRAIN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - STAIRWAY - NIGHT

We see what he talks about.

SAILOR
(voice-over)
When she got almost to the top step
I stuck my hand between her legs
from behind.

CUT TO:

59. INT. BAR - BACK OF "THE HURRICANE" - NIGHT

LULA
Oh, baby. What a bad boy you are!

SAILOR
(laughing)
That's just what she said. I had
a boner with a capital "O." I
went to kiss her but she broke off
laughin' and ran down the hallway.
I found her lyin' on a bed in a room
filled with assault weapons and
Penthouse magazines. She was a wild
chick. She was wearin' bright orange
pants with kind of Spanish lookin' lacy
black stripes down the sides. You
know, them kind that doesn't go all
the way down your leg?

LULA
You mean like pedal pushers?

SAILOR
I guess.

CUT TO:

60. INT. JUNIOR TRAIN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - BEDROOM NIGHT

We see what he talks about.

SAILOR
(voice-over)
She just rolled over onto her stomach
and stuck her ass up in the air. I
slid my hand between her legs and
she closed her thighs on it.

CUT TO:

61. INT. BAR - BACK OF "THE HURRICANE" - NIGHT

LULA
You're excitin' me, honey. What'd
she do?

SAILOR
Her face was half-pushed into the
pillow, and she looked back over
her shoulder at me and said, 'I
won't suck you. Don't ask me to
suck you.'

LULA
Poor baby. She don't know what she
missed. What color hair she have?

SAILOR
Sorta brown, blonde, I guess. But
dig this, sweetie. Then she turns
over, peels off them orange pants,
and spreads her legs real wide and
says to me...

CUT TO:

62. INT. JUNIOR TRAIN'S FRIEND'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT

IRMA
(her smiling face)
Take a bite of peach.

CUT TO:

63. INT. BAR - BACK OF "THE HURRICANE" - NIGHT

LULA
(howls)
Jesus, honey! You more'n sorta
got what you come for... You
better rum me back to the hotel,
baby... You got me hotter'n
Georgia asphalt.

SAILOR
Say no more... But go easy on me,
sweetheart... Tomorrow we got alotta
drivin' to do.
(he takes out a cigarette and laughs)
Hotter'n Georgia asphalt?

ECU of match striking and bursting into flames.

WHITE OUT:

CUT TO:

64. INT. THUNDERBIRD CONVERTIBLE - DAY

Sailor is at the wheel of the dark blue '67 Thunderbird convertible.
They are flying down a two-lane Southern highway.

LULA
I'll drop mama a postcard from
somewhere. I mean, I don't want her
to worry no more'n necessary.

SAILOR
What do you mean by necessary? She's
prob'ly already called the cops, my
parole officer, her p.i. boyfriend
Johnnie Farragut.

LULA
I suppose so. She knew I was bound
to see you soon as you was sprung,
but I don't figure she counted on
us takin' off together like this...
I guess this means you're breakin'
parole, then?

SAILOR
You guess? My parole was broke two
hundred miles back when we burnt
Portagee County.

LULA
What'll it be like in California,
Sailor, do you think? I hear it
don't rain much there.

SAILOR
You got about six more big states
to go before we find out.

LULA
We got through two states already.

Lula lights up a cigarette.

SAILOR
That don't smell like a More.

LULA
It ain't. It's part of the lessons
of life. I picked me up a pack of
Vantages before we left the Cape?

SAILOR
They sure do stink.

LULA
Yeah, I guess, but - and here's the
lesson part - they ain't supposed
to be so bad for you.

SAILOR
You ain't gonna begin worryin' about
what's bad for you at this hour, are
you, sugar? I mean, here you are
crossin' state lines with a A-
Number One certified murderer.

LULA
Manslaughterer, honey, not murderer.
Don't exaggerate.

SAILOR
Okay, manslaughterer who's broke his
parole and got in mind nothin' but
immoral purposes far's you're
concerned.

LULA
Thank the Lord. Well, you ain't let
me down yet, Sailor. That's more'n
I can say for the rest of the world?

Sailor laughs and shoots the T-Bird up to seventy.

SAILOR
You please me, too, peanut.

CUT TO:

65. INT. JOHNNIE FARRAGUT'S '69 MAROON BUICK - DAY

Johnnie Farragut drives down a Southern highway on his mission.

DISSOLVE TO:

66. INT. THUNDERBIRD - DAY

SAILOR
Life is a bitch and then you marry one.

LULA
What kinda trash talk is that?

SAILOR
(laughs)
What it says on the bumper sticker
up front. On that pickup.

LULA
That's disgustin'. Those kinda
sentiments shouldn't be allowed out
in public. Is this Biloxi yet?

SAILOR
Almost. I figure we should find us
a place to stay and then go eat.

LULA
Got anyplace special in mind?

SAILOR
We oughta stay somewhere outta the
way. Not in no Holidays or Ramadas
or Motel Six. If Johnnie Farragut's
on our trail he'll check those first.

66A. EXT. THUNDERBIRD/EXT. THE HOST OF THE OLD SOUTH HOTEL - DAY

They pass the Biloxi City Limit sign.

LULA
How about that one? The Host of
the Old South Hotel.

SAILOR
Looks more like the Ghost of the
Old South, but we'll try her.

CUT TO:

67. INT. THE HOST OF THE OLD SOUTH HOTEL - EVENING

The room is large but cheap. Lula strips off the dishwater grey
bedspread and tosses it over by the bureau. Sailor looks out the broken
window.

LULA
I H-A-T-E hotel bedspreads. They
don't hardly never get washed, and
I don't like the idea of lyin' on
other people's dirt.

SAILOR
Come look at this.

LULA
(going to the window)
What's that, honey?

SAILOR
(thinking about death)
There ain't no water in the swimmin'
pool. Just a dead tree fell in,
prob'ly from bein' struck by lightnin'.

LULA
(thinking about granddad)
It's huge. This musta been a grand
old place at one time.

SAILOR
Let's get fed, sweetheart. The
light's fadin' fast.

CUT TO:

68. EXT. ROADSIDE PAYPHONE - NIGHT

Marcello Santos is making a phone call.

SANTOS
Hello there, Mr. Reindeer...
Marcello Santos speaking.

CUT TO:

69. INT. MR. REINDEER'S POSH NEW ORLEANS RESIDENCE - NIGHT

An old man, MR. REINDEER, wearing a tuxedo is sitting on the toilet -
his pants down - talking on the bathroom phone. He laughs a long deep
smoker's laugh.

MR. REINDEER
(laughing)
Mr. Marcello Santos... Hey there...
That was great shit you sent in last
month...

CUT TO:

68A. EXT. ROADSIDE PAYPHONE - NIGHT

SANTOS
I gotta problem... In fact, I gotta
coupl'a problems...

CUT TO:

69A. INT. MR. REINDEER'S POSH NEW ORLEANS RESIDENCE - NIGHT

MR. REINDEER
(laughs again)
Gotta coupl'a problems, huh?... For
each problem drop a silver dollar
through my mail slot... With all
particulars... We'll work out
"il conto" later...

CUT TO:

70. INT. JOHNNIE FARRAGUT'S MAROON '69 BUICK - NIGHT

Johnnie Farragut steers the Buick down the dark highway past a sign
which reads, "NEW ORLEANS - 26 MILES".

CUT TO:

71. EXT. BEACH - NIGHT

Sailor and Lula are walking along the beach. Lula takes off her shoes.

LULA
(sing-song spells)
M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i... You can almost
hear that jazz blowin' up from the
big N.O.

SAILOR
Lula... I learned somethin' interestin'
today on a science show I heard on the
radio... How leeches is comin' back
into style.

LULA
Say what? Honestly, sugar, you can
talk more shit sometimes?

She takes out a cigarette the length and width of a Dixon Ticonderoga
No. 2 pencil and lights it.

SAILOR
Got you a pack of Mores again, huh?

LULA
Yeah, it's a real problem for me,
Sailor, you know? When I went in
that drugstore by the restaurant in
Biloxi? I saw 'em by the register
and the girl throw 'em in. I'm
not big on resistin'. So what about
a leech?

SAILOR
Heard on the radio how doctors is
usin' leeches again, just in old
times. You know, when even barbers
used 'em?

LULA
(shuddering)
I got one on me at Lake Lanier.
Lifeguard poured salt on it and it
dropped off. Felt awful. He was a
cute boy, though, so it was almost
worth it.

Sailor laughs.

SAILOR
Yeah, well listen to this... Radio
said back in the 1920s a I-talian
doctor figured out that if, say, a
fella got his nose cut off or bit
off in, say, a barfight or somethin',
they'd sew one of his forearms to his
nose for a few weeks... Then put
leeches on it.

CUT TO:

71A. CU of MAN with forearm sewed to nose.

CUT TO:

72. EXT. BEACH - NIGHT

LULA
Sailor? You expect me to believe
a man'd be goin' around with a
arm sewed to his nose?

SAILOR
(nodding)
How they used to do it. Course they
got more sophisticated ways now.
Radio said the Chinese, I think it
is, figured a better idea is by
insertin' a balloon in the forehead
and lettin' it hand down on the nose.

Lula shrieks.

LULA
Sailor Ripley! You stop! You're
makin' this shit up and I ain't
gonna sit for it!

SAILOR
Honest, Lula. I prob'ly ain't
precisely got all the facts straight,
but it's about what they said.

LULA
Honey, we're goin' to bed now and
it's time to change the subject.

She's so cute Sailor just has to kiss her.

DISSOLVE TO:

73. INT. THUNDERBIRD - SOUTHERN HIGHWAY - DAY

Sailor and Lula pass a sign that reads "NEW ORLEANS - 26 MILES". Sailor
pulls off the road into a Gulf gas station mini-mart and stops the car
next to a self-serve pump. A sign on the top of it says "PLEASE PAY
INSIDE BEFORE FUELING."

SAILOR
We're about dry bones, sweetheart.
We don't wanna have to push this
"bird" into New Orleans.

LULA
We sure don't, honey...
(shouting to Sailor as
he goes into the store)
Get me a Mounds?

74. INT. MINI-MART - DAY

A tall OLD BLACK MAN about seventy years old, wearing a torn green
Tulane tee-shirt and a dirty orange Saints baseball cap, is filing items
on the counter by the cash register. In the pile are four ready-made,
plastic-wrapped sandwiches, two tuna salad and two cotto salami; six
Twinkies; a package of Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies; four Slice
colas; two Barq's root beers; and a large package of fried pork rinds,
extra salted.

BLACK MAN
(to Sailor and another guy
also waiting to pay for gas)
Sorry, gentlemen. I'm 'most finished
on my shoppin' here.

ERV
This be it?

BLACK MAN
Y'all take American Express?

ERV
Yessir.

BLACK MAN
Then lemme throw in a couple more
things.

Sailor and the man in line behind him watch as the black man gathers up
several more packages of Twinkies along with a few cupcakes and half a
dozen cans of Pretty Kitty cat food, three liver and three chicken
dinner portions, and tosses them on his pile.

BLACK MAN
(to Sailor, smiling - showing
no visible upper teeth)
Pussycats gotta eat, too.

He hands an American Express card to the clerk, ERV, who runs it through
the verifier. The card checks out okay and the old guy prepares a
charge slip, has the man sign it, and bags the purchases.

BLACK MAN
(to Erv)
I'd just soon have a paper bag
rather than a plastic one, if it's
same to you.

ERV
(shoving the plastic bag he
filled towards the black man)
We don't have no paper bags.

A telephone begins to ring and everyone looks around. The Black Man
reaches in his jacket pocket and pulls out a portable phone and punches
"send."

BLACK MAN
(into phone)
Hello... Yeah, mama, I'm on my
way...
(to Sailor and other guy
as he picks up his bag
and heads out)
Thanks for waitin', gentlemen.

Everyone is silent as they watch the old Black Man hobble out.

SAILOR
(to Erv)
All I want's ten bucks regular.
Oh yeah, and a Mounds bar.

Erv takes one off the candy and gum rack next to the register and lays
it on the counter. Sailor gives him a twenty dollar bill.

SAILOR
I ain't got my American Express card
with me, so I gotta use cash. Hope
that's okay.

Sailor smiles, but the clerk keeps a poker face and just gives him his
change. The guy in line behind Sailor shakes his head and grins.

75. EXT. MINI MART/THUNDERBIRD - DAY

Sailor goes back to the car.

LULA
That took long enough. You forget
my Mounds?

Sailor tosses her the candy bar.

SAILOR
I really do think the country done
changed just a little while I was
away, peanut.

Lula sinks her small white teeth into the chocolate-covered coconut.

LULA
(as she chews)
You got to keep an eye on it. That's
sure.

Sailor starts pumping gas.

CUT TO:

76. INT. MR. REINDEER'S POSH NEW ORLEANS RESIDENCE - DAY

CU of mail slot. Two silver dollars comes through it and one falls head
up and the other tails on the rug below.

CUT TO:

77. INT. MR. REINDEER'S POSH NEW ORLEANS RESIDENCE - DAY

Mr. Reindeer is just finishing dialing a number on the telephone.

MR. REINDEER
A coupl'a silver dollars came my way
today... I'm sending one of them
to you with a paper on the beneficiary
... As usual, you are completely
free to fulfill the obligation in any
manner you so desire.

He hangs up the phone and starts dialing another number.

DISSOLVE TO:

78. INT. THE ROUND ROOM RESTAURANT - NEW ORLEANS - DAY

At a table near the window, Johnnie takes a man-sized pull off his Dixie
beer in between bites of an oyster sandwich. A large, chocolate-colored
man in his early thirties, REGINALD SAN PEDRO SULA, and a smaller white
man, DROP SHADOW approach with their trays of food.

REGGIE
Do you mind if we share this table?
... The others, they are occupied.

Johnnie looks around - sees that there are quite a few empty tables - he
looks the men over quickly.

JOHNNIE
(cautiously)
Alright... By all means. Make
yourselves at home.

DROP SHADOW
(as he sits down)
Muchas gracias.

REGGIE
My name is Reginald San Pedro Sula.
But please do call me Reggie. This
is my friend, who we call Drop
Shadow. He is always with me.

Johnnie wipes off his right hand on his napkin and shakes.

JOHNNIE
Johnnie Farragut. Pleased to meet ya.

Reggie and Drop Shadow begin eating ferociously, finishing half of their
meal before saying anything more.

REGGIE
You are from New Orleans, Senor
Farragut?

JOHNNIE
Johnnie, please. Nope. Charlotte,
North Carolina. Here on business.

Reggie smiles broadly, revealing numerous tall, gold teeth.

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula is from Honduras.

REGGIE
Do you know Honduras, Johnny?

JOHNNIE
Only that it's supposed to be a
pretty poor sight since the hurricane
came through last year.

REGGIE
Yes, that's so. But there is not
much to destroy.

DROP SHADOW
No big buildings like in New Orleans.

JOHNNIE
Whattaya do there?

REGGIE
(laughs)
Oh, many things...

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula's got an appliance
shop.

REGGIE
But I am also with the government.

Johnnie takes a bite of his oyster sandwich.

JOHNNIE
In what capacity?

REGGIE
In many capacities.

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula is with the
Secret Service.

Reggie reaches into his back pocket and takes out his wallet. He hands
a card to Johnnie.

JOHNNIE
(reading aloud)
General Osvaldo Tamarindo y Ramirez.
Telefono 666.

REGGIE
He is my sponsor. The General is
the head of the secret police of
Honduras.

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula is one of his
operatives.

Johnnie hands the card back to Reggie and Reggie gives him a small piece
of paper, folded once. Johnnie unfolds it. The printing is in Spanish.

REGGIE
That is my permiso.

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula's permit to kill.

REGGIE
Only if necessary, of course, and
only in my own country.
(laughs)

JOHNNIE
Of course.

Johnnie refolds the piece of paper and hands it over to Reggie.

DROP SHADOW
Mr. San Pedro Sula's authorized to
carry a .45.

REGGIE
United States Marine issue, before
they made the unfortunate switch to
the less dependable nine millimeters.
I have it here, in my briefcase.

Reggie holds up his stainless steel briefcase and then replaces it on
the floor beneath his chair.

JOHNNIE
Why are you in New Orleans? If you
don't mind my askin'.

REGGIE
Certainly not. We are here only
briefly, in fact, until this evening,
when we fly to Austin, Texas to visit
a friend of mine who is an agent for
the CIA.

DROP SHADOW
He wants to take Mr. San Pedro Sula
and me bass fishing.

REGGIE
We are in the same businesses and
also we are fishermen.

Johnnie swallows the last of his beer and stands up to leave.

JOHNNIE
(extending his hand)
It's been a real pleasure. I wish
you both buena suerte wherever you go.

Reggie and Drop Shadow stand up. They shake Johnnie's hand.

REGGIE
The same to you. If you are in
Honduras, come to the Bay Islands and
visit us. The Hondurans are great
friends of the American people. But
I have a joke for you before I go.
If a liberal, a socialist, and a
communist all jumped off the roof of
the Empire State Building at the
same time, which one of them would
hit the ground first?

JOHNNIE
I couldn't say, which one?

Reggie turns to Drop Shadow and lets him have the punch line.

DROP SHADOW
(grinning)
Who cares?

CUT TO:

79. INT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - EVENING

Sailor and Lula are just finishing making love in their room. As Lula
climaxes, her left hand opens and spreads wide. The lay quietly for a
moment.

LULA
I love it when your eyes get wild,
honey. They light up all blue almost
and little white parachutes pop out
of 'em. Oh, Sailor you're so aware
of what goes on with me? I mean, you
pay attention. And I swear, you got
the sweetest cock. Sometimes it's
like it's talkin' to me when you're
inside? Like it's got a voice all
it's own. You get right on me.

SAILOR
You really are dangerously cute,
honey. I gotta admit it.

Lula lights a cigarette.

SAILOR
Let's head out into the crazy world
of New Orleans... I gotta get
somethin' to eat.

CUT TO:

80. INT. RONNIE'S NOTHIN' FANCY CAFE - NEW ORLEANS - LATE EVENING

Sailor and Lula sit at the counter drinking double-sized cups of
community coffee. A MAN on the stool next to Sailor lights up a rum-
soaked crook.

GEORGE
My name's George Kovich. Bet you've
heard of me.

SAILOR
Don't know that I have... Should I
know about you for anythin' in
particular?

GEORGE
Was in all the papers three years ago.
I'm seventy-six, was only seventy-
three then. Had a business in
Buffalo, New York, called Rats With
Wings. Killed pigeons for anyone
who wanted 'em killed.

LULA
Why were you killin' pigeons, Mr.
Kovich? Were you in the extermination
business?

GEORGE
No, ma'am. I was a housepainter,
in the union forty-one years. I'm
retired now, livin' with my sister,
Ida. Ida moved down here twenty-five
years ago, married an oil man named
Smoltz, Ed Smoltz. He's dead now,
so it's just me and Ida. I sold my
house and moved down after the city
of Buffalo put me out of business.
Hell, RWW was doin' them a service,
and they charged me with endangerin'
the public.

LULA
What's wrong with pigeons, Mr. Kovich?

GEORGE
They're useless pests. I've shot
hundreds of 'em...

CUT TO:

81. EXT. CITY STREET - ROOFTOP IN GEORGE KOVICH'S NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

George is shooting pigeons as fast as he can.

GEORGE
(voice-over)
...My neighbors hired me to get rid
of the pigeons that gathered on
their roofs and porches...

CUT TO:

82. INT. RONNIE'S NOTHIN' FANCY CAFE - NEW ORLEANS - LATE EVENING

GEORGE
...Neighbors asked me how come the
spotted bastards didn't light on my
house or my brother Earl's anymore,
and I told 'em the truth. I shot
'em... Earl's gone now...

CUT TO:

83. INT. EARL KOVICH'S HOUSE - DAY

Earl pitches forward out of his easy chair and hits the carpet hard -
screaming in pain.

GEORGE
(voice-over)
...Heart attack six months ago -
had that cholesterol thick as shit...
His widow, Mildred, she still lives
in the house next to mine.

CUT TO:

84. INT. RONNIE'S NOTHIN' FANCY CAFE - NEW ORLEANS - LATE EVENING

GEORGE
She's stone deaf but the racket the
pigeons made drove Earl crazy. He
could hear 'em even with the TV on.
He owned a bar thirty years, The
Boilermaker, on Wyoming Street.
Earl's roof was a favorite spot for
pigeons. They lit there day and night.
I wanted to toss a grenade up there.

SAILOR
If your neighbors didn't mind,
how'd you get put out of business?

GEORGE
Woman drivin' down the street spotted
me with on a roof with my rifle. She
called the police and they came over
and arrested me. Thought I was a
sniper! Boys at the VFW loved that
one. Cops didn't understand about
the pigeons, the damage they do to
personal property. I used to complain
to the city but they never lifted
a finger. I was gonna put out poison,
but I was afraid somebody's cat
would eat it. Hell, I had six cats
myself. So I used the .22 because
it didn't make much noise and the
ammo was cheap.

SAILOR
What happened on the charges?

GEORGE
Guilty on a reduced charge. Hundred
dollar fine and ordered to desist.
Pigeons carry diseases and muss up
the place. You seen it. Plain filth.

Kovich stands up and puts some money on the counter.

GEORGE
It's a serious situation. Not like
the Turks and the Armenians, maybe,
or the Arabs and the Jews, but I
want people to remember me and what
I've done and pick up where I left
off. Somebody had to make a move.
It was nice meetin' you folks.

George Kovich nods and leaves.

SAILOR
What lesson do get outta that story,
Lula?

LULA
It's just another case, Sailor.

SAILOR
What's that, peanut?

LULA
One person thinks he's doin' somethin'
good and ever'body else gets upset
about it.

Sailor looks up at Lula.

SAILOR
Ain't it the way...

CUT TO:

85. INT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT

It's very quiet in the hotel room and the clock says four a.m. Lula and
Sailor are lying in bed arm in arm. Sailor is fast asleep - snoring.
Lula is wide awake.

LULA
Sailor?... Sailor, honey?

Sailor snaps awake with a snort.

SAILOR
Huh?

LULA
Ever imagine what it'd be like to
get eaten alive by a wild beast?...
Sometimes I think it would be the
biggest thrill?

SAILOR
My God,
(looks around)
it better be, darlin', cause it'd be
the last... What time is it?

LULA
Shhhhh... It's four o'clock...
That woman's laugh the other day had
somethin' to do with this feelin'?
... Like bein' ripped apart by a
gorilla, maybe... Grabbed sudden
and pulled apart real quick by a
real powerful one.

Lula's left hand opens and spreads wide.

SAILOR
Lula, sometimes I gotta admit, you
come up with some weird thoughts...

LULA
Anythin' interestin' in the world
come out of somebody's weird thoughts,
Sailor. You tell me Sailor, who
could come up with shit like we're
seein' these days?

SAILOR
You got me, peanut.

LULA
(smiles - turns to him)
You certain?

SAILOR
I ain't never met anyone come close
to you, sugar.

LULA
Recall the time we was sittin' one
night behind the Confederate soldier?
Leanin' against it. And you took
your hand and put it on your heart
and you said, 'You feel it beatin'
in there, Lula?... Get used to it,
cause it belongs to you now.' D'you
recall that?

SAILOR
I do.

LULA
I was hopin' you would. I know that
night by heart. Sometimes, honey?
I think it's the best night of
my life.

CUT TO:

86. BEHIND THE CONFEDERATE SOLDIER

Tight Two-Shot Lula and Sailor with their arms around each other - cheek
to cheek - talking softly.

A strange presence begins to build and a piece of sad nostalgic music
plays.

CUT TO:

87. INT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT

LULA
(lost in the memory)
I really do think it's the best
night of my life.

SAILOR
We didn't do nothin' special I can
remember. Just talked, is all.

LULA
Talkin's good. Long as you got the
other? I'm a big believer in talkin',
case you ain't noticed.

SAILOR
Too bad they don't give an award for
talkin'... You'd win first prize.
Especially with those tits.

LULA
You think so, baby? Does my talkin'
bother you, honey?

SAILOR
No, I like gettin' up around four
a.m. and talkin' bout wild animals
... Though you woke me up this time
in the middle of a dream. I kinda
wish I didn't remember it. Up at
Pee Dee, I couldn't remember any of
my dreams.

LULA
What was this one?

SAILOR
It wasn't no fun, Lula. The wind
was blowin' super-hard and I wasn't
dressed warm. Only instead of
freezin', I was sweatin' strong.

CUT TO:

87. CU of eyes. Black sweat is rolling down the forehead and over the
eyes.

SAILOR
(voice-over)
The water was rollin' off me. And I
was dirty, too, like I hadn't had no
bath in a long time, so the sweat
was black almost.

CUT TO:

88. INT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT

LULA
Boy, sweetie, this is weird, okay.

SAILOR
I know. I kept walkin', I headed for
your house, only it wasn't your
house, really. You let me in only
you weren't real pleased to see me.
You kept askin', 'Why'd you come to
see me now? Why now?' Like it'd been
a long time since we'd seen each ohter.

LULA
Oh, baby, what an idea. I'd always
be happy to see you, no matter what.

SAILOR
I know, peanut. But it wasn't all
like you were so unhappy I was there,
just you were upset. My bein' there
was upsettin' to you. You had some
kids there, little kids, and I guess
you'd got married and your husband
was comin' home any minute.

CUT TO:

87A. CU of eyes. Black sweat is rolling down the forehead and over the
eyes.

SAILOR
(voice-over)
I tell you, Lula. I was shakin' wet.
All this black sweat was pourin'
off me, and I knew I was scarin' you,
so I took off.

CUT TO:

89. INT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT

Lula puts her arms around him.

LULA
Sometimes dreams just don't mean
nothin'... Stuff comes into your
mind and you don't have no control
over, you know? Anyways, dreams
ain't no odder than real life.
Sometimes not by half.

SAILOR
Well, I ain't upset about it, darlin'.
Just give me an odd feelin' there a
minute, is all.

Lula lifts her head and kisses Sailor under his left ear. She rolls
over on top of Sailor.

LULA
Take a bite of Lula.

CUT TO:

90. INT. SNUG HARBOR BAR - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT

Johnnie Farragut sits down on a stool at the bar. CHET, the bartender,
approaches.

CHET
Hey!!!... Johnnie Farragut. How
are you, my man.

JOHNNIE
Real good, Chet... It's been awhile.

CHET
Everythin's relative. Where's that
Marietta Pace Fortune? You two
didn't split up, I hope.

JOHNNIE
No... She's fine. Back home.

CHET
What'll it be? The regular? Black
Label?

JOHNNIE
Set one up.

Chet brings him a double.

CHET
So who you out sleuthin' for now?...
Can I help ya?

JOHNNIE
Actually, I'm lookin' for Marietta's
daughter, Lula. Her and 'er beau
took off the other day. Marietta's
real upset about it.

CHET
Hell, that rings a bell. Someone
told me somebody lookin' like her
was at the Nothin' Fancy yesterday.

JOHNNIE
Sounds right... I'll check it out.

CHET
(checking for a gold ring
on Johnnie's hand)
You hitched yet?

JOHNNIE
No sir...

CHET
It's none of my business, but when
are you and Marietta gonna tie the
knot? I always wondered why you
never did.

JOHNNIE
Not for lack of love, I can tell
ya that.

CHET
That's what I mean... Always looked
like you was just knocked out in
love... Was real nice to see.

JOHNNIE
I'll tell ya though, it's comin' up
to the time when Marietta and me
might just set up house together and
settle down... I think that time's
comin' up right soon. But like you
said, everythin's realtive.

FADE OUT:

CUT TO:

91. EXT. HOTEL BRAZIL - NEW ORLEANS - DAY

Lula waits just by the lobby door of the hotel. In the back of the
lobby in the shadows is an ancient, old BLACK MAN who stares at her.
Sailor pulls the T-Bird up in front of the hotel and Lula hurries out to
him and tosses their suitcase in the backseat.

LULA
Let's get outta here... I suddenly
got a funny feelin' about this
place. Feelin' all that voodoo...

SAILOR
(winks at her)
Gotta hex from a voodoo?

LULA
(smiles)
Who do?

SAILOR
You do.

They laugh and take off around the corner and up past the Cafe Du Monde.

LULA
Oh my God... It's Johnnie... Duck
down!... Get goin'!

SAILOR
(looking around frantically)
Where?

LULA
Never mind where... Get outta here...
I mean it, Sailor.

SAILOR
I'm goin'.

Sailor pulls the car up fast and hangs a right turn.

CUT TO:

92. INT. CAFE DU MONDE - DAY

Johnnie smiles as he watches Sailor and Lula turn the corner.

JOHNNIE
(to himself)
Ain't love wonderful?...

WAITRESS
What's that?

JOHNNIE
I said, ain't love wonderful?

Johnnie raises his cup of coffee to Sailor and Lula - who have long
since disappeared.

JOHNNIE
Good luck to you kids.

CUT TO:

93. EXT. CITY STREET - NEW ORLEANS - DAY

Sailor and Lula drive.

LULA
You think he saw us?

SAILOR
Who knows, baby?

LULA
He was sittin' there havin' a beignet
at the Cafe Du Monde. Do you think
he saw us?

SAILOR
Lula, darlin'... Makes no difference
anyway... We're outta here.

We watch the car disappear up the street. Slowly the camera pans and
Reggie and Drop Shadow come walking happily along the sidewalk -
whistling.

CUT TO:

94. INT. THUNDERBIRD

Lula and Sailor are motoring along.

SAILOR
Sweetheart, keep your panties up.
We're in Jimmy Swaggart country.

Sailor and Lula both laugh. Up ahead, Sailor spots a hitchhiker. He
slows to pick him up.

LULA
Sure you wanna do this? Might be
a way they could track us.

SAILOR
He's just a regular guy't needs help,
honey. Look at him.

The HITCHHIKER is a man about thirty with a pack on his back, and he is
carrying a large, covered cardboard box. He is filthy, with an uneven
smile that exposes his jagged yellow teeth. Lula opens the door for
him, and after he loads his stuff, Sailor takes off down the highway.

ROACH
Thanks a lot. I been standin' out
there off and on for two hours, ha-ha!
Since noon about, ha-ha! Cops catch
ya hitchin' on a Interstate around here
they throw ya on a county road crew
for a week, less you can pay the
ticket, ha-ha! Which I ain't got, ha-ha!

SAILOR
My name's Sailor, and this here's
Lula. What's yours?

ROACH
Marvin DeLoach. But ever'body calls
me Roach, ha-ha! Roach DeLoach, ha-ha!

LULA
You always make that strange little
funny laugh when you talk?

ROACH
Ain't laughin', ha-ha!

SAILOR
What you got in the box?

ROACH
My dogs, ha-ha!

Roach slides the top off and tilts the box slightly toward the front.
Inside are six small husky pups that are not more than two weeks old.

ROACH
I'm headed to Alaska, ha-ha! These
dogs is gonna be my sled team, ha-ha!

LULA
(to Sailor)
This guy's crazy.

SAILOR
Where you from, Roach?

ROACH
If you mean where I was born, it was
Belzoni, Missi'ppi, ha-ha! But I
been brought up in Baton Rouge.

LULA
Why you goin' to Alaska? And where'd
you get them puppies? They look sick.

Roach stares down into the box at the baby huskies and strokes each of
them twice with a religiously unwashed hand. The dogs whimper and lick
his dirty fingers.

ROACH
I saw this movie on TV, ha-ha! The
Call of the Wild. I ain't never
seen snow, ha-ha! I got these dogs
at the pound. Nobody wanted 'em,
ha-ha! Ever'body here got theirself
pit bulls or some kinda hounds. I'm
gonna feed these boys good so they'll
be big and powerful and they can pull
me real fast through the snow, ha-ha!

Roach pulls a piece of raw cow's liver out of one of his pockets of his
field jacket and begins ripping little bits off it and feeding them to
the dogs.

LULA
(screeches as she sees this)
Sailor! Stop! Stop the car now!

Sailor pulls off the road onto the shoulder of the highway and stops.
Lula opens her door and jumps out.

LULA
I'm sorry, but I can't take this.
Roach, or whatever your name is, you
come out of there with them dogs
this instant!

Roach sticks the liver back in his pocket and pulls his pack and the box
of tiny canines after him. Once he and his belongings are deposited on
the roadside, Lula hops back in the car and slams the door.

LULA
I'm truly sorry? I'm truly sorry,
Roach. But ain't gonna make it to
Alaska? Least not any part of the
way with us. You'd best find a
party to take care of those dogs
proper, before they all die? And,
if you don't mind my sayin' so? You
could most certainly use some serious
lookin' after yourself, startin' with
a bath!

Lula takes a pair of sunglasses off the dashboard and puts them on.

LULA
Drive.

Sailor takes off.

SAILOR
You don't feel you was a little hard
on the guy, honey?

LULA
I know you're thinkin' that I got
more'n some of my mama in me? Well,
I couldn't help it. Sailor, I really
couldn't. I'm sorry for that guy,
but when he pulled that drippin' hunk
of awful-smellin' meat out of his
pocket? I near barfed. And them
poor diseased puppies!

SAILOR
(laughs)
Just part of life on the road, peanut.

LULA
Do me a favor, Sailor? Don't pick up
no more hitchers, okay?

CUT TO:

95. INT. INEZ'S FAIS-DODO BAR - NEW ORLEANS - NIGHT/
95A. INT. FORTUNE HOUSE - MARIETTA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Johnnie is seated in a telephone booth at the back of the bar.

JOHNNIE
No, Marietta, I haven't found 'em.

MARIETTA
This is the kinda mistake can take
a Hindu's lifetime to unfix...
You better get a move on, Johnnie,
before that boy got her holdin' down
a Memphis streetcorner and shootin'
dope up her arms.

We see Reggie and Drop Shadow enter the bar. Reggie's unsmiling eyes
drift across the room until they see Johnnie in the booth. He stares
coldly and waits. Drop Shadow adjusts his socks.

JOHNNIE
Really, Marietta, you got more
scenarios swimmin' around in your
brain than Carter got pills. Try
to take it easy. Go over to Myrtle
Beach for a few days.

MARIETTA
I'm stayin' right here by the phone
until you find Lula, then I'm comin'
to get her. You call soon's you got
somethin', even if it's three in the
a.m.

JOHNNIE
I will, Marietta. Goodbye now.

Johnnie hangs up the phone and exits the booth. As he crosses the
bar...

REGGIE
(shouting)
Hola! Senor Farragut! We meet again.

Johnnie goes over to Reggie and Drop Shadow and shakes hands.

JOHNNIE
I thought you two were in Austin,
Texas. Or Takes-us, as they say in
these parts.

DROP SHADOW
We were. Now Mr. San Pedro Sula and
I are on our way back to Utila, in
the morning.

REGGIE
Would you like to enjoy a martini
with us?

JOHNNIE
Why not? How was the fishin'?

REGGIE
I think they are too serious, these
American fishermen. In Honduras, we
are not so concerned with the method.

Reggie orders martinis for the three of them.

JOHNNIE
So, it's back to the islands.

DROP SHADOW
Yes. Mr. San Pedro Sula spoke
yesterday to his son, Archibald Leach
San Pedro Sula, who is named after
Cary Grant, and he told them there
was a shooting.

REGGIE
Teddy Roosevelt, one of the local
shrimp boat captains is in jail now.
These people are friends of mine, so
I must return and find out what
happened.

JOHNNIE
This island of yours sounds like a
kind of unpredictable place.

REGGIE
(laughs)
It has its moments of uncertainty.

DROP SHADOW
But how are you finding New Orleans,
Senor Farragut?

JOHNNIE
Call me Johnnie... N.O. has always
been a good town to sit around in.

REGGIE
I can tell you are an intelligent
man, Johnnie. One difference between
your country and mine is that in the
islands, it does not pay to reveal
one's intelligence... Others may use
what they perceive against us...

Reggie raises his glass to Johnnie's.

REGGIE
Hasta siempre.

JOHNNIE
Hasta siempre.

REGGIE
Do you know how it came about that
copper wire was invented in Scotland?

JOHNNIE
How's that?

DROP SHADOW
Two Scotsmen were fighting over a
penny.

Johnnie finishes off his martini.

JOHNNIE
I gotta admit, you guys are
(sliding off the stool)
two in four dozen.

REGGIE
The real joke is we never went fishing,
but we're still fishing.

Johnnie squints his eyes thinking about this one. Reggie and Drop
Shadow smile and stand to leave.

CUT TO:

96. INT. THUNDERBIRD - STREETS OF NUNEZ - NIGHT

Lula and Sailor cruise the dark streets.

LULA
I wouldn't mind a little night life.
How about you?

SAILOR
Hard to tell what's shakin' in a
place like this, honey. You don't
want to be walkin' in the wrong door.

LULA
Maybe there's a place we could hear
some music. I feel like dancin'.
We could ask someone.

97. EXT. RED DEVIL GAS STATION - NIGHT

Sailor spots a Red Devil gas station that still has its lights on and
pulls the car over.

SAILOR
Someone up here might know somethin'.

Two skinny, pimply-faced guys, BUCK and BILLY, wearing dirty coveralls
walk over to them.

BUCK
Gas?

SAILOR
Got enough, thanks. We're lookin'
for a place has some music, where we
can maybe do some dancin' - get
somethin' to eat, too. Anything like
that around here?

BILLY
Cornbread's. They got western.

BUCK
No food, though, 'cept bar nibbles.

Lula slides over in the front seat and leans across to Sailor.

LULA
How about speed metal?

The kids look worried and take a step back.

LULA
Any kinda rock'n'roll, honey.

BILLY
There's a boogie joint just about a
mile straight out Lafitte here. But
that's a black place mostly.

BUCK
Mostly black though in that boogie
place.

SAILOR
What's the name of it?

BUCK
Club Zanzibar.

SAILOR
You say it's straight ahead a mile?

BUCK
About. Where Lafitte crosses over
Galvez Highway. State Road 86.

SAILOR
Thanks.

Sailor and Lula drive off. Buck and Billy go back inside the Red Devil
station. Guess who is over the corner cleaning nuts and bolts with a
toothbrush and gasoline ... It's DELL!

CUT TO:

98. EXT. CLUB ZANZIBAR - NIGHT

The Club Zanzibar sits in the darkness on the left hand side of the
road. A string of multi-colored lights is hung over the front. Sailor
parks the Thunderbird across from the club and cuts the engine.

SAILOR
You ready for this?

LULA
We'll find out in a hurry.

CUT TO:

99. INT. CLUB ZANZIBAR - NIGHT

When they walk in, the BAND is playing a slow blues and THREE OR FOUR
COUPLES are swaying on the dance floor. There are a dozen tables and a
long bar in the room which is done up in a strange dark azquatic motif.
Eight of the tables are occupied and SIX OR SEVEN MEN stand at the bar.
Everyone in the place is black except for one WHITE WOMAN who is sitting
alone at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking Pearl straight from
the bottle. The atmosphere is not friendly, but Lula takes Sailor by
the arm.

LULA
Come on.

They step up to the bar and order two Lone Star beers. The BARTENDER, a
tall, heavyset man slowly forms his hand into "the bird." He holds his
hand that way while he speaks...

BARTENDER ZANZIBAR
This is a friendly place, son. You
folks just relax and have a nice time.

LULA
(bound and determined not
to be intimidated)
You got yourself a deal.

BARTENDER
(to Sailor)
That's a real jacket... By that,
I mean a real stupid jacket.

SAILOR
This is a snakeskin jacket, and for
me it represents a symbol of my
individuality and my belief in
personal freedom.

BARTENDER
Fuckin' honky cracker mumbo jumbo.

The bartender moves on down the bar. Lula and Sailor take a small table
near the door.

LULA
I'll be damned if I'm leavin'. That
band is too good?

SAILOR
Uh huh.

LULA